Happy Mayo for Five

Ok. So here we are celebrating the Mexican beating the French (I'll admit the food wins out, but France has better deserts). You wonder if at some point in the future (way future) Americans will start drinking or some weird holiday were the Kurds beat he Sheits (SP?) or something like that.

Why do we Americans celebrate this Mexican holiday?

Because we're a nation of drunks.

We have a drunk for a President. Sure he may be sober now but he's still a "Dry Drunk" The acts and talks like a drunk. And to think we got pissed off at Bill Clinton for getting a blow job in the White House. Shit ya. If I was president I'd be getting knob jobs from Hillary Duff, Britney Spears and any other Celeb who wanted it.

We should celebrate the fact that Bill Clinton was able to get a JAP (Jewish American Princess for all you Gentiles) to go down on him.

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So, how am I celebrating Cinco de Mayo? I'm hanging out on the beach tonight at Shepard's (With Mom and Kacey, but still I will hit the clubs, so all you single MILFs or just plain single babes out there, look for me) I'll be the one, once again, over analyzing the how situation.

Peace out...

It's about time

Looks like I haven't posted since last year. With everything that has happened in my corner of the world, no surprise.

This is not a post as much as a reset. I got rid of all the crap posts and am moving some of the filler to my personal blog http://deronbraun.blogspot.com/

Go ahead and read the old posts on here. Some of them make me laugh. I'm sure you'll laugh at some of them too.

Over the next few days/weeks I will start back up on the blogging regularly.

But for now...
"Peace, Love and K-Mart" - D'