Happy Mayo for Five
Ok. So here we are celebrating the Mexican beating the French (I'll admit the food wins out, but France has better deserts). You wonder if at some point in the future (way future) Americans will start drinking or some weird holiday were the Kurds beat he Sheits (SP?) or something like that.
Why do we Americans celebrate this Mexican holiday?
Because we're a nation of drunks.
We have a drunk for a President. Sure he may be sober now but he's still a "Dry Drunk" The acts and talks like a drunk. And to think we got pissed off at Bill Clinton for getting a blow job in the White House. Shit ya. If I was president I'd be getting knob jobs from Hillary Duff, Britney Spears and any other Celeb who wanted it.
We should celebrate the fact that Bill Clinton was able to get a JAP (Jewish American Princess for all you Gentiles) to go down on him.
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So, how am I celebrating Cinco de Mayo? I'm hanging out on the beach tonight at Shepard's (With Mom and Kacey, but still I will hit the clubs, so all you single MILFs or just plain single babes out there, look for me) I'll be the one, once again, over analyzing the how situation.
Peace out...
posted by Deron @ 5/05/2007 02:21:00 PM
1 Comments:
America got pissed off at bill because the piece of shit lied multiple times on national broadcast television. He pulled some bullshit "what does sexual relations mean?" crap. He knows what he did, and if he was a man who speaks the gods honest truth, (much like you do) and just said, "yeah, what the fuck", I'd have alot more respect for him. Its the slimey, weasley, behind your back, cocksucking, beat around the bush jerkoffs that are the damn problem with this country. And that skumbag never did answer a question directly, and America still loves him for being a weasily scumbag used car salesman.
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