Sunday, August 28, 2005

The warm waters of the Gulf

So, they tell me that the reason Katrina was able to get so strong in the Gulf of Mexico, was due to "Warm water". And "I" have a theory on this.

You see people, namely tourists, bring their kids to the beach (Clearwater, St. Pete, Crystal River (All them deformed Off-spring)). In their haste to get the kids out of the hotel room and to the beach, they forget to have the kids use the bathroom before they leave.

Once they get to the beach these kids have to relieve themselves. These parents, being the mouth-breathers that they are, tell their children to go in the water. "It's not going to hurt anything", this wonderfully stupid fools, tell their children.

Now of course this wouldn't matter if it weren't for the fact we're talking millions of visitors a year. Bottom line...

The gulf goes up who knows how many degrees from the waste of these miscreants, and New R'leans gets a Category 5 hurricane.

Damned Yankees...

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