DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?

Is it me? Am I the only one who knows what S.T.O.P. means?

Ok, I'll give you the STOP written on the ground. Who can blame you for not paying attention to the road as you drive. Wouldn't that take from your cell phone calls, or doing your makeup, or cut into your newspaper reading time?

Really folks, are you that freaking stupid?

Driving on I-275, doing 70 MPH seems to be the perfect time to get out the morning paper and start reading. Why even bother to look at the vehicles around you? And grandma/grandpa we love you to death and am glad you still drive (in other cities, maybe); but don't drive during rush hour at 35 MPH in a 65 MPH zone. GET OFF THE ROAD!

Oh Canada... Stay off our roads. We know you pay taxes, and somehow think that gives you the right to clog up our roads. YOU'RE WRONG! Canadian tourist account for very little in our highway budget yet when they are in the state they account for most of the traffic jams (at least it seems that way, eh?).

Whatever, you can be an ass when you're driving or you can be a considerate driver who follows the rules of the road and doesn't try to be an ass to your fellow man. That's your choice.